You can buy this house, church, jail, and saloon near Pioneertown

Tired: buying a house. Wired: buying a house, saloon, church, blacksmith shop, and tiny town in the Hi Desert.

You can do just that right now for the low, low price of $1.495 million as the Stargazing Desert Retreat is up for sale near Pioneertown, just a short drive away from Joshua Tree and Palm Springs.

Note: You can also rent the place out for the night on AirBnb – check out the listing here. 

As the Press Enterprise notes, the property is just six minute walk from Pioneertown, the spot founded by Gene Autry and Roy Rogers where many a cowboy flick was filmed, and is the current home to Pappy and Harriet’s.

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As far as the buildings, there is a 3,000 square foot home, two casitas, a train caboose that has been turned into a guest room, a blacksmith shop, a very small church, and a saloon that will hold 80 of your friends.

And while there is also a “hotel, barbershop, jail, and general store,” those are mostly just facades used to film those westerns, so maybe think of expanding them with a little DIY project.

The lucky buyer of the property will not only get the dwellings and facades, but also all the furnishings of the house and saloon, 30 life-size cowboy and Indian mannequins, and an 1800s fire wagon.

You can check out the MLS listing here – and, when you buy it, I appreciate the invite to your housewarming party.