Notorious drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman was able to escape a maximum security prison in Mexico over the weekend. His method of escape: a mile-long, elaborately constructed tunnel. Seeing how it took 13 years to catch him last time, El Chapo will likely not be caught by authorities anytime soon.
Well, unless Donald Trump becomes President. The loudmouth idiot actual presidential candidate took to Twitter to address the situation:
Mexico's biggest drug lord escapes from jail. Unbelievable corruption and USA is paying the price. I told you so!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 12, 2015
Can you envision Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton negotiating with 'El Chapo', the Mexican drug lord who escaped from prison? ….
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
…Trump, however, would kick his ass!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
So next year, vote for Trump – who it seems to me has promised a UFC match between himself and a notorious drug lord.
And, if you don’t vote for Trump, El Chapo will be moving next door to you:
The U.S. will invite El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord who just escaped prison, to become a U.S. citizen because our "leaders" can't say no!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
Your next President everyone.
