

There have been almost daily warnings about the Salton Sea smelling like rotten eggs combined with your roommate’s farts after a night of binge eating cheese,onions, and broccoli then washing it down with a few stouts . Maybe it would just be easier to tell us when it won’t make everything smell like crap from now on?
It sure seems like it would mean less work…
ODOR ADVISORY in the #SaltonSea area has been extended through Friday, August 12, 2016: https://t.co/DB68oPpbse
— South Coast AQMD (@SouthCoastAQMD) August 10, 2016
ODOR ADVISORY (through Mon 8/8): high hydrogen sulfide concentrations in #SaltonSea area are making a stink: https://t.co/gv1IZLmbVE
— South Coast AQMD (@SouthCoastAQMD) August 5, 2016
ODOR ADVISORY UPDATE: #SaltonSea advisory remains in effect through Tuesday, August 2. Details: https://t.co/DB68oP7A3E #CoachellaValley
— South Coast AQMD (@SouthCoastAQMD) July 31, 2016
ODOR ADVISORY UPDATE: #SaltonSea advisory remains in effect through Sunday, July 31. Details: https://t.co/DB68oPpbse #CoachellaValley
— South Coast AQMD (@SouthCoastAQMD) July 28, 2016
ODOR ADVISORY: high hydrogen sulfide concentrations in #SaltonSea area are causing foul odors https://t.co/DB68oPpbse #CoachellaValley
— South Coast AQMD (@SouthCoastAQMD) July 27, 2016
ODOR ADVISORY (through Thurs 7/21): high hydrogen sulfide concentrations in #SaltonSea area are making a stink. https://t.co/gv1IZLmbVE
— South Coast AQMD (@SouthCoastAQMD) July 20, 2016
ODOR ADVISORY: high hydrogen sulfide concentrations in #SaltonSea area are causing foul odors: https://t.co/gv1IZLmbVE #CoachellaValley
— South Coast AQMD (@SouthCoastAQMD) July 14, 2016
ODOR ADVISORY: #SaltonSea will be making a stink over the weekend due to high hydrogen sulfide concentrations: https://t.co/DB68oPpbse
— South Coast AQMD (@SouthCoastAQMD) July 1, 2016
Makes sense – but, then I guess they wouldn’t have anything to tweet about anymore.