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Public pools will usually frown upon you walking in with a fifth of Jack Daniels – because the world is often a cruel and judgmental place.
Luckily, you can still enjoy a little of the sauce without drawing much attention with these creative items available on Amazon:
1) Smuggle Your Booze Sun Sunscreen Lotion
Holds 8 ounces of alcohol and the makers claim that it is easy to fill. Sure everyone might give you an odd look when you appear to be drinking SPF 30 suntan lotion, just tell them your tongue needs protection from the sun too.
2) Sneak Alcohol with 5 Tampon Flasks and Sleeves – Bonus 2 Pack!
No security guard, especially a fella, is going to prevent you ladies from bringing these babies in. Each “tampon” holds roughly a shot of your favorite booze
3)Double Sided Binocular Flask :: Looks Like a real Binoculars
Show up with these at a public pool and security will worry – but only that you are a perv. Little do they know you are sippin’ on 8 ounces per side – which will let you bring in two different liquors if your pervy lookin’ self chooses to do so.
4) Bev-Cam 5 oz Camera Flask – The most realistic camera flask available.
This “camera” holds 5 ounces of the sauce – only thing is, in this day of smartphones – does anyone carry a camera anymore?
This devious little contraption was made to be a “hidden safe for your valuables” – and right now those valuables are rum and coke!
6) The BeerBelly 200-001 The 80-Ounce Beer Belly
So what if you are going to have to keep your shirt on at the pool all day? You have 80 ounces of a delicious beverage of your choice to enjoy!
Cheers!
