A woman, not at all pleased to be riding alone on Disney’s Spash Mountain, has gone viral – and rightfully so. This woman is all of us.
The explanation for the photo, posted by her husband, is simple – he writes: “Wife got a little perturbed that I wouldn’t accompany her on the ride.”
Yeah, Dick. I am honestly surprised she did not leave your ass right then and there (okay, not then and there…too much water to get through and Disney really frowns on people leaving the rides while they are in motion).
You see, when you get married, you take a vow. Sure, you say for richer or poorer and all that crap – but what you mean is that you will go on all of Disney’s rides together. Who the hell wants to go on a ride alone? That’s no fun at all. The whole joy of going on a ride is experiencing it together – especially one that leaves you soaking wet at the end!
Look at everyone else on that damn log. They are having an amazing time, well, everyone except her.
No, she is so unhappy that her gaze manages to go straight through the camera and actually manages to rip out her husband’s soul – and that kind of thing is only supposed to happen in the Haunted Mansion.
(H/T Uproxx)
