Burger King unveils gross new thing that you won’t eat

(Burger King)
(Burger King)
(Burger King)

This monstrosity is the “Whopperito.” It is, obviously, a Whopper served in a tortilla.  It is also, obviously, something that you won’t eat – well, unless you are dared or something.

The disgusting concoction will be available starting August 15th at your local Burger King – the fast food joint that you occasionally drive by and say, “Wow, Burger King is still around, who knew?” before proceeding on with the rest of your day.