The rest of the week will see all kinds of “experts” make predictions about the Oscars – which is weird since anyone with a pulse could tell you that producers of the show have already engraved La La Land on most of the awards. So, here are some predictions that have nothing to do with the categories, but will definitely happen this Sunday.
You will forget the show is on
The actual awards begin at 5:30 pm and the dumb Seacrest interviews begin at like 3 am or something.
Jimmy Kimmel will be hit and miss
Sometimes he kills it. Sometimes he doesn’t. Comedy is super hard.
Someone will say something political…
…and will get an early morning response from the Twitter Troll in Chief
The show will drag on and on and on
The broadcast will be 7 hours long.
You will get sad during the In Memoriam segment
I miss you so much, Gene Wilder!
You will root for that one movie you saw
You meant to see more of the nominees but Netflix is so much cheaper and rarely disappoints. Plus Netflix doesn’t make you put on pants like your local cineplex.
