The Date Fest offers you a chance to catch a show, watch a demolition derby, pay your DMV fees, devour whiskey infused donuts, and throw up on some rides. It also gives a chance to win a bunch of things you never knew you wanted before that are almost all gigantic and not-at-all easy to carry around. Here are 21 of those things.
1Rastafarian bears
2A Rastafarian banana
3A monkey inside a banana
4Blinding bears
5A hipster pickle
6A bird that can’t decide on a color
7A winking alien
8Fat pigs
9Characters from that game you were really into last summer
10Big balls
11A bear representing his country
12A monkey in a Hawaiian shirt
13A Ronnie Lott jersey
14A stuffed donut
15I totally forgot to mention the poop emoji next to hipster pickle
16Unicorns
17Smaller unicorns
18A centipede
19Orange giraffes
20An angry totem
21Superman
And lucky for you…
There’s a prize every time!!!!
All images: Casey Dolan
