Dudes working way too hard at Coachella camping recommend ‘investing in a portable urinal’

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The Desert Sun has a profile of “Weaselchella,” a group of dudes who have spent $10,000 over the last six years to build up their Coachella campsite with speakers, lights, and batteries – because for some, the tens of millions put into the entertainment and staging by Goldenvoice inside the actual venue is just not enough. The group is so intent on not ever letting the party end that they told the newspaper that anyone camping at Coachella should invest in a portable urinal – which is a thing that you now know exists.

Portable urinals are a must: Walks to and from the bathroom take up time and can break the party vibe. Consider investing in a portable urinal, available in male, female and unisex models, so you can go with the flow and keep the party moving.

Like they always say, ain’t no party like a Coachella campground party, cuz a Coachella campground party don’t stop…because dudes just whip it out piss in a portable urinal right in front of everyone because they are too drunk or lazy to walk a few hundred feet to a portable toilet.

And that female adapter for the ladies!  Well, that looks super comfortable and functional.  Also, not sure what everyone does with these things once they are full, but I have a pretty solid guess.

In other words, if you are going camping, don’t touch anything.