Just outside the Stagecoach security gates lies this the amnesty box which, despite not being an actual box, gives anyone attempting to smuggle in 3 kilos of coke into the festival a chance to ditch it with no questions asked. The fest is missing a golden opportunity, as every Monday morning, there should be a televised (or at least a Facebook Live) showing the opening of the this thing.
What’s inside? Is it a ton of weapons? Drugs? Michael Flynn’s Russian pay stubs? Nothing at all? Probably nothing at all. But, still, I would watch that broadcast. Have Geraldo host.
Some other notes from the third day of the festival:
Pro-tip: only use permanent ink if you are sure:
What a place to have a snack:
The Empire Polo Club is simply amazing at sunset:
Trying to determine if these chairs are tied together or if there was a crime here:
If the door ain’t locked, what do you need a Kiefer?
![](http://cactushugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Kiefer-Sutherland_Mitch-Brown_Stagecoach_E0025855-800x533.jpg)
I need this shirt:
![](http://cactushugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Atmosphere_Jesse-Fulton_Stagecoach_E0021511-533x800.jpg)
Save a horse, ride a shark:
![](http://cactushugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Experience_Erik-Voake_Stagecoach_E0011362-800x533.jpg)
Oz the Great and Powerfull?
![](http://cactushugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Thomas-Rhett_Erik-Voake_Stagecoach_E0051025-800x533.jpg)
I need this bandana:
![](http://cactushugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Atmosphere_Jesse-Fulton_Stagecoach_E0021506-800x533.jpg)
Props to Goldenvoice for, once again, putting on another amazing three weekends. Now, we wait with fingers crossed to see if Desert Trip happens again.
Cheers.