Suzanne Somers would like you to know she’s getting it on twice a day

As you read this, you should know, Suzanne Somers is probably getting it on right now.

The Palm Springs resident, who recently bought a new house and celebrated her 73rd birthday with no pants, told the Daily Mail that she and her husband, Alan Hamel, get freaky at least twice a day thanks to “shots of PT-141,” or  as it’s described, ‘a melanocortin-based peptide used to generate sexual arousal.”

“I’m kind of in that groove, like when you were younger and you’re in the mood all the time, and so is he, because he’s on hormone replacements,””explained the former “Three’s Company” star.

Which, hey, good for them, right? – although, there was this part…

The Three’s Company star said she and Alan take a shot of PT-141 about once a week, and while many of their contemporaries can barely get out of bed, they’re having sex twice a day.

‘I usually say I sleep through one of them. That’s usually that one at 4 o’clock in the morning,’ she joked. ‘But, you know, then again around 8 o’clock in the morning, I’m in the mood.’

So yes, reader, like the US Army, Suzanne and Alan do more before 9 am than most people do all day.