California will not be 3 Californias

Just a guess here, but the California Supreme Court probably did this because changing the lyrics to “California Girls,” “California Gurls” (shudder), “California Love,” “Dani California,” “California Dreamin’,” “Goin to California,” and that Phantom Planet theme song for “The OC” would have been too much work.

Also, the whole idea was just freakin’ dumb.

Looks like from here on out, California will remain the one state where ya never find a dance floor empty…