Do you think you know how to do social media? NO! NO YOU DON’T!!! No matter how many likes or shares or retweets or screenshots of your nude Snaps you get, you will never be as good as the Desert Moon Metal Festival – a thing that I had no idea was happening in Morongo Valley until my buddy Brian alerted me to their amazing Facebook page.
Now first off, that photo at the top of this article, that is the cover photo for the page. I assume that is where the festival, errr “festival” is being held. That’s amazing.
Now, please enjoy as I present to you a selection of some of the best posts from the page over the past few months. I give no context as you move on as, seriously, these are best read that way. Be sure to buckle up, because it is a hell of a ride…
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/740578062772833
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/744387555725217
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/774354506061855
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/821564781340827
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/848100848687220
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/867196373444334
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/882635715233733
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/884976768332961
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/902587469905224
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/908021759361795
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/photos/a.580662545431053.1073741829.579836832180291/917460288417942/?type=3
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/921402388023732
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/925664037597567
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/photos/a.580662545431053.1073741829.579836832180291/928598163970821/?type=3
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/929963507167620
https://www.facebook.com/desertmoonmetalfest2/posts/930281707135800
Yeah, suck it Goldenvoice, take notes because compared to this magic, you totally suck at social media. Honestly, Desert Moon Festival should run every Facebook page on the internet from now on because it’s that freakin’ amazing.
The Desert Sun reports the show is, somehow, still happening this weekend – which blows, because that might take them away from posting things.