Sunday night in Detroit, 51-year old Bryan Joseph Kryscio was all about heading to the strip club. Only problem: he did not have a ride there.
So when opportunity presented itself Kryscio, who is homeless, went into action.
Upon seeing an empty ambulance in a hospital’s emergency bay, Kryscio jumped in and sped away – only to be pulled over by authorities, reportedly telling them “I was on my way to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing.”
Sadly for Kryscio, The Booby Trap has been closed for years now and he was arrested.
