Fashion Week El Paseo debuted the must-have accessory of the season

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Fashion Week El Paseo kicked off this week – which might explain why your mom had a glass of Chardonnay before leaving the house in her leather pants last night.  Now, I am no fashion expert, but I beg those behind the event to please, make carrying around a creepy doll the hot fashion trend of 2018.

I mean, c’mon.  That thing is so amazing you didn’t even notice the model is missing her right arm!

El Paseo Fashion Week is really something.