Sure, there has been a lot of talk recently about the party animals that are the under-30 crowd in The Coachella Valley, but last Friday, one Palm Springs resident showed everyone who the real danger is.  According to The Desert Sun, the unnamed female driver was:

• 62 years old
• allegedly driving under the influence
• driving on 2 flat tires all the way from Rancho Mirage to Palm Springs

The woman was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence – and there was no word if she knew that half of her car was driving only on rims.  Of course, she is still plenty old enough to rent a vacation home in Palm Springs or Rancho Mirage because of course.