2 simple steps to win the $700 million Powerball

Powerball

The Powerball is expected to reach a $700 million jackpot Saturday – the largest jackpot ever. Obviously, you would like to win. While there are actual books about how to do this, here are the only 2 steps that you really need follow in order to take home the loot.

1) Buy a Powerball ticket

Hey, you you have to pay to play, right?  So get yourself a Powerball ticket before the 7 p.m. cutoff time on Saturday.  One ticket will do, as buying more does not really improve your odds.

2) Pray

Are you religious?  Then pray.  And pray hard!!!

Are you not religious?  Pray anyway, it can’t hurt.

Good luck.