A tipster sent us this screenshot of KESQ’s New Year’s Eve weather forecast:

The forecast is not at all important (never is, they are always wrong), but the wording above the forecast reads “break out the hats and hooters”.

The line is a quote from a Steely Dan song called “Josie”, but as no one really gives a shit about Steely Dan – most just assumed KESQ was interested in seeing your titties on New Year’s Eve.

Maybe next time, to avoid any confusion, the music lovers at KESQ will quote a party song that everyone knows. Something along the lines of:

I’m talkin’ bout – everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryna touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now – we goin’ ’til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us – (down)-man

Or, maybe this was all just to distract us from how freakin’ cold it is going to be?!?