Redditor lala989 dropped this list written by her daughter on the world today. The topic: Things to Do In Case Anything Happens to Her Older Brother:
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With items ranging from “dye his carpet pink” to “hammer everything he loves” – you can be sure Ethan will be sleeping with one eye open from now on.