Ryan Lochte has a new (incredibly dumb) endorsement deal

Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte

Olympic swimmer and National Embarrassment Ryan Lochte unveiled his new endorsement deal on Tuesday and it’s, I guess unsurprisingly, just so dumb.

The swimmer praises Robocopp – a crime prevention device maker – in a video posted to his social media.

“I’ve been traveling a lot lately. We all like to have fun, but it’s a good idea to stay safe,” Lochte said in a promo video. “I don’t go anywhere without Robocopp.”

Except maybe Rio gas stations?

The company refused to tell CNN how much it is paying Lochte to endorse its product.

Robocopp also failed to see there was a much better spokesman available:

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