We are living in a material world and she is an impatient material girl.
When you've been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won't release your package. ????!#bitchplease pic.twitter.com/UQdms69w49
— Madonna (@Madonna) September 5, 2017
As CNET noted, FedEx was on the case in less than 30 minutes (which were probably spent asking, “Who’s that girl?”):
Hi, this is Julie. I would like to help. Please DM your delivery address, tracking & phone numbers. https://t.co/7vnSkvqx3r
— FedEx Help (@FedExHelp) September 5, 2017