In April, a Florida man went to the home of a sheriff’s deputy, where he jumped on top of the officer’s ride and proceeded to dance his ass off to Hall & Oates and Supertramp. And he did it to stop a woman with fangs from slaughtering small children.
After being arrested, Christian Radecki told cops why he had to throw a dance party on the roof of an SUV. Via The Smoking Gun:
After being taken into custody, cops reported, Radecki explained that he went to Janke’s residence because “when he opened his front door, a woman with fangs was threatening him, and that a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires.” Investigators added that Radecki claimed that he “made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children.”
The dancing ends with the radio DJ stops the music to make a dumb Olivia Newton-John / John Travolta joke at which point the suspect begins to rip off the windshield wipers and grab an American Flag (because that is how you fight a woman with fangs?). Eventually, authorities show up to arrest him – sadly, before he can get his groove on to “You’re the One That I Want”.
The 44-year-old Radecki was arrested on misdemeanor disturbing the peace and property damage charges.
Just another day in Florida.
