McDonald’s Began Serving Breakfast All-Day Today

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Your whole life, you have asked yourself (and many a fast food cashier), “why can’t Mickey D’s make me a goddam Egg McMuffin at 10:31 am?!?”

Well, ask no more – as today marks the first day of McDonald’s all-day breakfast menu.  But, be warned: the all-day breakfast menu does not include everything.

“Depending on the local market, All Day Breakfast will have a limited menu that focuses on either McMuffin or Biscuit items,” the fine print on McDonald’s website reads – because what we really need is a nation further divided.

And by the looks of it, California is a McMuffin state.

McDonald's map of breakfast

The McMuffin menu includes:

  • Egg McMuffin
  • Sausage McMuffin with Egg
  • Sausage McMuffin
  • Hotcakes with Sausage
  • Hotcakes
  • Sausage Burrito
  • Fruit ‘N Yogurt Parfait
  • Fruit & Maple Oatmeal
  • Hash Browns (at some restaurants)

And that is fine because: english muffin > biscuit….but wait a second!  Hash Browns only at some restaurants?!?!  What the hell Ronald?

Eh, whatever.  You know, now that it it not forbidden anymore, McDonald’s breakfast just sounds gross after 10:30 a.m. – maybe it is best if we just go grab a Burger King Green Poop Maker instead.