Customers have claimed to have found many strange, gross, and terrible things in their burgers over they years. Now, one man in Virginia says he found a soggy twenty dollar bill in his McDonald’s burger. Great! Now he can afford to go to Five Guys and get something that actually tastes decent!

“I’ve heard of people finding strange things in their salad, but never finding something like this a cooked burger,” Dave Cook told CBS 6. “I was in disbelief, I was like ‘is this for real?’”

Cook told the TV station he did not tell anyone at the fast food franchise about his discovery – for fear they might ask for the money back. Which makes sense as working for terrible wages would probably have them worried about money.

Cook has since changed his mind and now says he would give the money back if asked.