Missed Connection Seeks Answers to Insanely Hard Questions

Craigslist
A man took to the missed connections section of The Palm Springs Craigslist seeking a woman by the name of Turquoise (and man do I hope that is a nickname) seeking answers to some really, really hard questions.

Oddly, the man states right up front that he knows that “you don’t want anything to do with me” – yet he asks these questions anyway because it is “important”!

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What the hell? Those are some hardcore questions. Seriously, how do you even go about answering #17 – as it must be “noverbally”!

Hey Turquoise, forget this sad sap on Craigslist – if you can answer these questions correctly, you have my vote for President.