Outback Steakhouse, that restaurant franchise that you had forgotten was still around until you read this headline, has unveiled a new appetizer that anyone with a death wish can order during the NCAA basketball tournament.
BREAKING: Outback unveils 3-Point Bloomin' Onion topped w/cheese fries & steak, sold during Tournament starting 3/15 pic.twitter.com/gcFIlntjRb
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 13, 2017
Yes, that’s a Bloomin’ Onion with cheese fries, steak, and bacon. And, because that is clearly still to healthy, it would appear that it also comes with some type of ranch-based dipping sauce – which, as well know, is so Australian.
As Darren Rovell points out in a series of tweets that are ads but are not technically ads, the appetizer has over 3,000 calories – but Outback claims they are meant to be ordered by six people. Because everyone always dines out with five friends.
Update: Outback says its new 3-Point Bloomin' Onion (w/cheese fries, bacon & steak, $12.99) has 3,080 calories & is meant for 6 people pic.twitter.com/SsHj8mqoAZ
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 13, 2017