The Palm Springs City Council was supposed to discuss some gun control measures last night at City Hall. The issue ended up being postponed during the meeting – a meeting in which the council still found time for truly important issues – but not before protesters were told to gather around City Hall to fight the injustice of telling police that you lost or had your gun stolen within the last 48 hours. Here are the gun lobby’s Palm Springs heroes, ranked.
4. “First a Nibble Then a Bite”
She loves guns, hates commas.
3. The “I Love the NRA Guy”
Yes, Dude. We clearly know this already.
2. American Purse Woman
She loves guns but hates the flag so much she ignored the U.S. flag code to turn it into a purse. Why does she hate America?
1. Possible Trump Supporter?
Based on this guy’s choice in attire, no one can be sure exactly who he is voting for in the upcoming election. What we do know is that this fella did not plan properly to fit the word “amendment” onto his sign – but had a hell of a save on the “t” at the end. We can hardly notice.
Sorry, not all of you could be number 1, gun protesters. Also, please do not shoot me.