It’s that of year again where you spend a couple bucks on a Starbucks gift card to give to your kid’s teacher in hopes that they give your kid a passing grade so they can, fingers crossed, graduate, get a job, and, eventually, get the hell out of your damn house. And while a latte is a nice gift, the parents of this kid have figured out what teachers really want.
My parents always get our elementary school teachers a present around Christmas. Typically something small like a candle or flower to say thank you. This year they got them bottles of wine & replaced the labels with their own with my brother on them… Happy holidays pic.twitter.com/hErPgrjX44
— DJ Sommers (@Sommers_DJ) December 18, 2017
Yes. Those are bottles of wine with a label that reads, “Our Child might be the reason you drink. Sp enjoy this bottle on us.” Finally, the perfect present for teachers.
Okay, sure, drinking wine out of a bottle with one of your student’s face on it might seem a little weird, so just dump it in a decanter or something – then have a glass or four and figure out a way to give that kid a “C” on his final.
