Meet Ashley. Ashely is a Portland, Oregon woman who has a pet python. Ashley is now internet famous because that very python got stuck in the hole in her earlobe created by her gauging her ears.
As CNN reported she tried to get him out of the ear hole with cooking oil, but that didn’t work.
Since she had clearly had enough of these mother fucking snakes in her mother fucking ear she went to the ER, where the doctors and nurses were able to get Bart the snake out with some lubrication.