As you read this, you should know, Suzanne Somers is probably getting it on right now.
The Palm Springs resident, who recently bought a new house and celebrated her 73rd birthday with no pants, told the Daily Mail that she and her husband, Alan Hamel, get freaky at least twice a day thanks to “shots of PT-141,” or as it’s described, ‘a melanocortin-based peptide used to generate sexual arousal.”
“I’m kind of in that groove, like when you were younger and you’re in the mood all the time, and so is he, because he’s on hormone replacements,””explained the former “Three’s Company” star.
Which, hey, good for them, right? – although, there was this part…
The Three’s Company star said she and Alan take a shot of PT-141 about once a week, and while many of their contemporaries can barely get out of bed, they’re having sex twice a day.
‘I usually say I sleep through one of them. That’s usually that one at 4 o’clock in the morning,’ she joked. ‘But, you know, then again around 8 o’clock in the morning, I’m in the mood.’
So yes, reader, like the US Army, Suzanne and Alan do more before 9 am than most people do all day.
[Cringe]
She used this same line on a local talk show a few years ago and added that she and her husband did “it” several times a day all over that house they’ve been trying to unload, including the kitchen counters. No wonder they can’t give that house away.
Yeah, I guess “good for them,” but I’m not entertained by stories about the sexual exploits of friends, much less an elderly former sex symbol trying to stay relevant. It reeks of desperation and summons an unpleasant mental picture, especially after seeing her recent silicone-enhanced “birthday suit.” I fear waking up in the middle of the night and thinking about 73-year-old Suzanne Somers having sex in the same town as me at that very moment.
There is something weird about this “news” story.
Gross