On Thursday night’s Daily Show, host Trevor Noah launched into Donald Trump’s announcement that he was pulling the United States out of the Paris climate accord.
“I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Donald Trump may have doomed the planet or the fact that he announced it like it’s an episode of The Bachelorette,” said Noah. “‘Earth, we had a great time in the hot tub, but I’ve gotta give a rose to coal. My black beauty, I choose you.’”
“We all joke about him destroying the world, but this could be it,” the host continued. “And can I just say, telling nature to go fuck itself while standing in a garden is a pretty gangster move, I’m not going to lie. The only way that could have been more messed up is if he did it with a polar bear standing in the background. Although I’m sure Eric would have shot the polar bear.”
