KESQ, a television monopoly in the Coachella Valley that wins in the ratings thanks merely to its ability to keep the lights on, is out with a new promo. Much like every other promo they produce, it is terrifying.
After somehow all of us survived the violent fiery inferno of Desert Trip, we now have another thing to worry about: Halloween!
There will apparently be treats this year. But, sadly, there will be no tricks. Nope. Instead, there will be trauma!!!!
Umm, yeah. I will take the treat over the trauma, please.
Who needs scary movies when you have the local TV news!