Two would-be thieves got a good old-fashioned ass kicking this week. OUtside a gas station, the thieves tried to take a bank bag – but, unbeknownst them, inside was store clerk & semi-pro MMA fighter Mayura Dissanyake. And Mayura did not spend anytime messing around. “The first guy I saw, I just kicked him in the face,” he said. “Then I punched the other guy.”

(h/t Jalopnik)