I mean, three is good, but do you know what is better than that? Four.
Not one, not two, but three ? JACKPOTS ? on the same day!!! Congrats to these winners of $50,000, $14,941.38 and $10,152.12. #FantasySprings pic.twitter.com/J5Gt89W5bc
— Fantasy Springs (@FantasySprings) August 29, 2019
I mean, congrats to the winners (and I hope we are related). Also, if the casino could keep the winnings coming for people like you, awesome reader, and me…well, that would be great.
Update: Thanks to Brian who reminded me of this classic scene two minutes after I posted this story (language NSFW):
