Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, under any circumstances eat all of Phyllis Jefferson’s salsa!
Jefferson, 50 of Akron, Ohio is charged with felonious assault, a second-degree felony, and a misdemeanor count of criminal damaging – and all of it, because her boyfriend was eating her favorite condiment.
Via Cleveland.com:
Jefferson complained about 5:30 p.m. to her 61-year-old boyfriend that he was eating all of their salsa, police reports say.
She yelled and jammed a pen into the left side of the man’s pelvis.
Now, you would think that things would end there right? Nope! She allegedly got even more violent and, even with a pen sticking out of his pelvis, Salsa-eating dude jumped into action to save one of his favorite things (paying a huge price for it)…
She then knocked over his TV. The man jumped up and caught the TV before it hit the ground, police reports say.
While the man was catching the TV, Jefferson grabbed a small kitchen knife and stabbed the man in the left side of his stomach, according to police. Jefferson drove away, but police eventually caught up with her on Interstate 77 near U.S 224.
The TV catching Salsa-eater was transported to a nearby hospital for treatment. Jefferson admitted to detectives that she stabbed the man.
