This monstrosity is the “Whopperito.” It is, obviously, a Whopper served in a tortilla. It is also, obviously, something that you won’t eat – well, unless you are dared or something.
The disgusting concoction will be available starting August 15th at your local Burger King – the fast food joint that you occasionally drive by and say, “Wow, Burger King is still around, who knew?” before proceeding on with the rest of your day.
Whoever invented the whopperito is going to hell. Like tonight.
— Bread Terry (@SlimiHendrix) August 8, 2016
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— YERRRRRR (@Ree66) August 8, 2016