Palm Springs Woman Pleads Guilty After Trying to Cut Off Her Husband’s Schlong

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Virginia Valdez pleaded guilty Friday to felony assault for a 2011 incident where she tried to cut off her husband’s penis with heavy-duty scissors.

According to authorities, the 72-year-old Valdez and her husband were having oral sex when she announced that she had to brush her teeth(!), but that was just an excuse to grab a pair of scissors and…

The husband, who was not identified, was able to drive to the hospital and required “advance medical attention”

Under the terms of the plea deal, Valdez is scheduled to be sentenced to three years probation and 420 hours of community service.