Dwight Kealy’s campaign launch looked super exciting

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Dwight Kealy, a carpetbagger attorney from Temecula, launched his campaign to oust Congressman Raul Ruiz to represent California’s 36th District – which does not include Temecula – with a tour of the district on Wednesday. Judging by the photos that were posted on the campaign’s official Facebook page, it was quite the success.

Just look at how excited these people were to take this photo with him in Palm Desert!

Dwight Kealy Campaign Kickoff

Then, there was this one guy in Idyllwild (guessing he was a reporter because of the huge camera and memo pad in his back pocket)…


And in Blythe, Kealy went to a diner and ran into a bit of a sausage fest (and some of them even smiled!)


But, it appears the best part of Kealy’s tour (and possibly even his entire campaign) was this…

Kicking off the campaign at sunrise by the Fairgrounds in Blythe.

Posted by Dwight Kealy for Congress on Wednesday, December 2, 2015

…because we all know how much Republicans love a politician who can blow into a woodwind instrument.

Of course, none of it matters unless Kealy can prove he drives a shittier car than Raul Ruiz – since that is all that matters in these types of elections.