Tuesday morning, a huge mega-fest of legendary rockers was officially announced. Naturally, as is always the case, the Internet had some jokes.
“Desert Trip” (a.k.a. “OldChella”) will feature The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Roger Waters, and the Who at the Empire Polo Fields in Indio October 7 – 9. It will also, according to the Internet, feature lots of old people, Viagra, and walking sticks:
What's the over/under that there will be more deaths at Oldchella than any other festival? @RollingStones @TheWho @bobdylan @PaulMcCartney
— Ralphie May (@Ralphie_May) May 3, 2016
Who wants to go with me and sling Viagra at Oldchella? #DesertTrip
— Slim Chaby (@PhishMeltsFaces) May 3, 2016
Mark under FAQs. Will there be a limit on Viagra quantity at the festival? @goldenvoice #Oldchella
— Annie B (@indiemuze) May 3, 2016
Dad? #Oldchella pic.twitter.com/DE2jD5SFsp
— ???? Carmel ???? (@carmelocorn) May 3, 2016
Why do they have the Jewish guy play Friday night? #deserttrip #shabbattent pic.twitter.com/AgHCXoaNyM
— Rabbi Yonah (@RabbiYonah) May 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/kteeluv/status/727561008030437376
The official name of Oldchella is actually the Skeletons of Rock.
— Stuart Berman (@stuberman) May 3, 2016
Also, has anyone contacted The Hells Angels to police #DesertTrip ?
— Dominic (@BeatleDom) May 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/herewego74/status/727597217855373312
@ArashMarkazi the pills that are going to be popped that weekend will be drastically different than the ones from the last couple weekends..
— Ryan Kyle Williams (@RyanKyleWill) May 3, 2016
@jdubs88 @dinodemilio They’ll be trading in selfie sticks for walking sticks. #Oldchella
— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) May 3, 2016
Tickets for the festival go on sale Monday.
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