Every year the retail world pushes Christmas shopping earlier and earlier into the fall.
Well this year, K-Mart said “fuck it” and started airing this Christmas commercial while the calendar still says it is summer.
Of course, the marketing people at K-Mart think they are being clever by having this poor actress say shit like “it’s too early for Christmas” and “this is not a Christmas commercial” because they think we are all dumbasses. Luckily, she did say “Christmas” so Bill O’Reilly and Fox News can wait a bit to start with their annual “War on Christmas” nonsense.
So Merry Christmas America, next year let’s start our holiday shopping in June.
