What does the future hold for mankind? No one can be certain, well except that we will feed ourselves by assaulting fast food employees and taking their bacon – that according to a self proclaimed time traveler in Oklahoma.
Oklahoma City Police arrested 36-year-old Dante Rashad Anderson on April 15 for a complaint of robbery by force or fear after an incident that went down at an Arby’s. Via Fox 25:
The Arby’s manager told police Anderson jumped on the front counter and demanded food. The man then jumped off the counter and allegedly grabbed the manager and forced her towards a wall. The manager told police the man then grabbed a hand full of bacon and chicken and walked out of the business.
On his way out, Anderson allegedly broke a glass door on the business. Oklahoma City Police Department MSgt. Gary Knight says Anderson was possibly under the influence.
“He was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic or intoxicant or suffering from some type of break with reality. He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time,” Knight said.
This is how we will all eat in four years. Needles to say, the first term for President Trump is going to be interesting.
