(WFLA)

A Florida man (because of course) was busted by police destroying property surrounding a home. He told police he did it, but only because of some tunes and self pleasuring.

William Timothy Anderson Thomas, 25, was discovered by Largo police around 2 p.m. on Friday shirtless and covered in dirt, reports WFLA. Authorities were tipped off to Thomas by a report of a man smashing a mailbox.

Officers also discovered a broken window on the house, a flattened trailer tire, and a real estate sign and garden angel that were destroyed.

Thomas confessed to the cops, but told deputies that, ” he had listened to too much music and masturbated too much and he felt like going out and destroying stuff.”

Thomas was arrested and charged with burglary and criminal mischief.