Please, for the love of all that is good in this world, will everyone stop reminding us to set our clocks ahead this weekend!
While doing my morning ritual today (drinking coffee, replying to nasty emails, and hate watching local news), I was reminded by the local weather guesser four times in one hour to set my clocks ahead this weekend – and it’s only Wednesday.
Please. Pretty please. I beg of you. Stop doing this.
For one, people watching the teevee news are grownups and this is not our first Daylight Saving Time rodeo.
Two, this very much feels like someone reminding me to open Christmas presents on December 25th only thinking about losing an hour of sleep gets me super pissed off.
Finally, and this is pretty important, pretty much all of my devices automatically set themselves now and I am sure yours do as well.
Of course, as aggravating as this is, I guess it is just a warmup to all the complaints from your coworkers next week about how tired they are after losing that hour of sleep Saturday night.
Some have tried to get rid of the nonsense that is Daylight Saving Time but, because politicians are idiots, have failed.
Please someone, anyone, run for office and kill Daylight Saving Time forever. It might just be the thing that makes America Great Again.
