Jimmy Kimmel nearly broke down in tears on Tuesday night as he discussed the terrible excuse for a human being dentist who paid over $50k to kill Cecil the Lion in Zimbabwe.
“The big question is: why are you shooting a lion in the first place? I’m honestly curious to know why a human being would feel compelled to do that. How is that fun?” asked Kimmel.
“Is it that difficult for you to get an erection that you need to kill things that are stronger than you? If that’s the case, they have a pill for that. It works great. Just stay home and swallow it, and you save yourself a lifetime of being the most hated man in America who never advertised Jell-O pudding on television.”
