College Trolls Millennials With Staircase ‘Text Lane’

By Published On: June 19, 2015Last Updated: June 19, 2015

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Administrators at Utah Valley University find the texting habits of young adults to be hilarious – so much so that they took the time to paint lines on a staircase dividing it into thirds for walking, running, and texting. Your tuition dollars are clearly being spent wisely by the school.

“When you have 18- to 24-year-olds walking on campus glued to their smartphones, you’re almost bound to run into someone somewhere; it’s the nature of the world we live in,” UVU’s creative director Matt Bambrough said in a blog post. “The design was meant for people to laugh at rather than a real attempt to direct traffic flow,”

All style with no substance. UVU is preparing students perfectly to be politicians or reality stars.

Written by : Casey Dolan

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