Guy Calls 911 Because He’s “Too High”, Cops Find Him Surrounded by Doritos

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An Ohio guy who called 911 to alert authorities that he was “too high” (yes, it happened again). When cops arrived, they found quite the scene.

The 22-year-old unnamed guy in Youngstown, Ohio called the cops at 5:20 p.m. Friday evening. When the responding officer arrived, he could hear a man moaning inside. And then cops went inside, via Youngstown Vindicator:

The officer then found the man lying “on the floor in the fetal position” and “was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” the report said. The man also told police he couldn’t feel his hands.

Cops found a glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar full of weed in the high man’s car after he gave them his keys.

The man declined medical attention and has not been charged with a crime.