Report: Giant statue of famous presidential mistress to arrive in Palm Springs in September

Forever Marilyn
Forever Marilyn
Forever Marilyn

Somewhere out on the open water, a fisherman sits confused as a giant Marilyn Monroe sails by him on her way to New Jersey before eventually being trucked to her new home in the desert – where she will be the subject of many, many upskirt photos.

According to the Desert Sun, the statue will get here in September but officials have not figured out where she will go when she gets here.  Options include being put in storage for a few years or out in front of the Spa Casino until it is eventually placed downtown.