KESQ is ending sweeps month by unveiling the “Secrets of the Windmills” – but what could those secrets possibly be?

A check to the hashtag #SecretsOfTheWindmills turned up nothing, so all we can do is guess.

Here are some possibilities:

• They are actually responsible for creating all the wind
• Every one of them is really a secret meth lab (the blades blow away the scent!)
• Jonathan Creek lives there
• Each windmill is a giant living thing – like Treebeard – and will one day carry a couple of hobits to the white wizard
• They are actually called wind turbines
• The real reason they are there is to protect the Coachella Valley from the Cabazon Dinosaurs
• The windmills come to life when no one is looking like Woody and Buzz
• They were built solely to piss off Donald Trump

What do you think the secrets might be?  Add your guesses to the comments below.